sinkin' in the rain
Makio Tsukamoto tumblelogging in the mood of sinkin' in the rain.
November 9, 2009
“48 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします ：2009/10/27(火) 15:23:44.76
ある金持ちが各国の研究者を集め、言った。「私は一度ピンク色の象が見たい。是非連れてきてくれ。」

イギリス人は国に帰り、そんなものがいるのか徹底的に議論した。
ドイツ人は国に帰り、そんなものがいるのか文献を徹底的に読みふけった。
アメリカ人は国に帰り、全軍をあげて世界中を調査した。
日本人は国に帰り、国家的プロジェクトのもと遺伝子改造を繰り返し、ピンク色の象を誕生させた。

中国人はペンキを買った。”
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アメリカンジョークをだらだら垂れ流すスレ (via yasunao) (via gkojax) (via goodmorning) (via otsune)

他国なら「総力を挙げて」と書かれそうなところが「全軍を挙げて」になるのがアメリカン。

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